Dow drops 800 points, possibly to infinity and beyond
Market recovers from lows on news that infinity is an imaginary number
The pope, wearing a priceless crown and carrying staff made of solid gold, claims financial crisis is proof money is pointless, says people should instead base their lives on God
McCain for the last 20 years: “Keating was my biggest crime and sin.” McCain in 2008: “I did nothing wrong with Keating. Obama and my former self are smear artists”
